A Helpful List for Drivers on Central Expressway

Do use the fastlane for:

-passing on the left
-faster driving (hence "fast"lane)
-going with the speed of traffic


Do not use the fastlane for:

-applying make-up
-shaving
-reading
-enjoying your breakfast
-butt crunches
-texting your friends about The Bachelor
-phoning your friends to tell them you texted them about the Bachelor
-daydreaming about how you are the best match for The Bachelor - if only he knew the real you!
-going under the speed limit
-generally behaving like a giant DeutscheBank
-angering me by doing any of the above

Love,

Klem