Dear Husband,
Thank you for kissing me goodbye every morning. It may not seem like I notice, but it usually rouses me into enough consciousness to smell your cologne. It makes me happy. I love you.
-m
Dear AT&T,
I did not appreciate being woken up by your automated customer satisfaction survey this morning. Yes, I was pleased with the service I received yesterday but here's a little hint: asking my opinion by interrupting my sleep isn't going to get the most favorable/accurate answers.
-m
Dear Telephone,
Where the hell is the volume control for the answering machine?
-m
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